Reasons not to go to Tibet

If three or more of these statements apply to you, then please consider Club Med instead of Tibet.

1. I don't like getting dirty.
2. I am deathly afraid of dogs.
3. I am agoraphobic.
4. I require a box spring mattress for proper rest.
5. I have a delicate digestion.
6. I am easily grossed out.
7. I cannot use anything but a sit-down toilet.
8. I need to have my meals according to a strict schedule.
9. I have emphasema, heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, or migraines.
10. I have never been in a third world country before.
11. I have been to Nepal and I expect Tibet to be about the same.
12. I hate driving for long distances.
13. I am a US congressman traveling incognito.
14. I can't stand cold.
15. I believe in toughing it out when I get sick.
16. I have no sense of humor.
17. I don't like to climb stairs.
18. I don't like kids.
19. I already know all about the situation in Tibet.
20. I'm a hypochondriac.
21. I have never owned a pair of hiking boots in my life.